i would die if i didn’t see you again in my lifetime, mon cher


Would you like a cup of tea?


TypeSugar AmountIce AmountToppings
Rose25%25%Popping Boba
Chamomile50%50%Pudding
Matcha75%75%Sago
Oolong100%2 much ice, love/p!Lychee
Cinnamon / Ur choiceOh, you want to add it?Go ahead! :)Ur choice!

Je te chérirai pour le reste de ma vie ! If you don’t like tea i gave you something of your choice <33


It’s amazing to meet you! <33 now that you’re hopefully settled would you like to know somethings about me?


♡︎; Names:
❤︎ I’m Ryker-Michael Perez
or you can call me mikalo, william, michael, heinreich or pilot! or any fictionkin names like jean, karl, arnaud, barry, or jacob! our system name is grotesque martyrs!
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Gender + Pronouns + Sexuality
❤︎ i go by he/him and he/she pronouns
❤︎ i’m a gay/achillean/uranic marsic intersex miaspec male and i’m bear brotherhood! i’m also a boyflux rosboy, drag queen, non-binary, gender nonconforming, solarian, pangender, two-spirit demisexual and grayace nebularomantic. i’m also omni! my pronoun page explains it better <3 ( https://pronouns.cc/@.kaubstaircase ) latest carrd update: 8/6/25
Ethnicity/Race, Religon, Height, Age + etc
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❤︎ i’m 5’9, christian, poc, filipino, black/african american, mexican, native american, french, russian, irish, scottish, and german. + more Infx(infp+infj) isfx (isfp + isfj ) 6w2w9
i’m 4-5teen, i’m multitalented, neurodiverse, and i’m a system. i’m also a fictionkin, otherhearted, therian and i’m also traditional goth, modern traditional goth, maximalist, whimsigoth, and gyaru! (leftist and also a socialist ) <3 discord is: .incarnated.freak
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Likes & Dislikes
❤︎ likes: frits, lily, my son, art, animating, photography, design, roleplaying, chatting, running, woodcraft, history, abstract art, creativity, bliss, formality, tea, making music, making people happy, classical music, all music genres and any song, comfortable textures, friends, romance, my interests and fandoms, animals, history, science.
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❤︎ dislikes: seeing people not feeling well cause they’re awesome! :( people not respecting my boundaries, being taken advantage of or gaslighted or gultripped, feeling trapped, paranoia, panic attacks, hallucinations, rude + insensitive people, bad people, being yelled at, being mistreated, confrontation
certain textures, sawdust and splinters, schoolwork, social battery being worn out. People not being careful or gentle enough with me
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❤︎ BYI : please be patient with me! it could be hard sometimes for me to get to things <33 i love you and text me ANYTIME! text messages are like gifts to me! and please be gentle with me when we’re first meeting cause i can get paranoid!
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❤︎ boundaries : please be patient and gentle with me i am easily startled! and do not ever send me any ominous messages or paranoia inducing phrases because it’ll cause me terrible stress and please try and be kind, if i make mistakes correct me do not yell at me please!
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❤︎ DNI:
Pedophillies, Zoophiles, Necrophiles, Racists, Sexists, Ableists, Homophobes, Transphobes, TCC, Proshippers/Darkshippers, Xenophobics, R@pists, Cults, Groomers, Endogenics, N@zis, Zionists or an problematic gross groups/individuals i haven't listed!
Also dni if you have malicious intent, doxx people, are rude, gossipers/people who spread false rumors, disrespectful, and don't respect boundaries! i am currently healing from awful people who have done awful things to me and and i do not want to have someone be gross to me!
If you are one of these or supports someone who is one please do not interact with me at all! I am also none of the things listed above i find it really grosss
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❤︎ BYI 2:
I do ask that people act kind and careful with me because this is a space that i respectfully really don't want rude people in especially as i am trving to recover from all i've experienced i’m a survivor of many things ( ramcoa, cult, sa, abuse and more ) and i do not feel very comfortable talking about it
I am genuinely in a lot of physical and mental pain and i need a healthy environment in order to feel safe and comfortable! I hope you all understand! I love vou all <3
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❤︎ Extra: you can vent to me anytime! i’m always here 4 u and talk to me about whatever! You’re safe <33 This is a safe space!
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❤︎ FACTS:
I play the violin, cello, drums (marching), timpani, and the trumpet!
❤︎ I don’t got a g&b main but i love being priest/chaplain, surgeon, officer, sapper or seaman particularly! and i have all g&b badges except “La Revenant” cause my teams never saved me and “Untouchable” and “Alone At The End of the World” OO YEAH! I also have over 250+ g&b ocs yeaah.. and they’re all written❤︎ I’m a writer, artist, animator, musician, photographer, and a philosopher! i aspire to be in law or science <3❤︎ i can write poems in old english sorta and i can write very formally❤︎ i know so many songs and pieces that it makes me sound INSANE! just play something and i’ll recognize it! i like a lot of niche and underground music and i love all genres and i like to share it around so hopefully it gets more popular! <3 i don’t like it to seem different or unique but these artists are super talented and often deserve recognition!
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FICTIONKINS ( I don’t kin them severely heavy! ) LIST:
❤︎ Stanislaus Katczinsky (WF)
❤︎ Enjolras (LES MIS)
❤︎ Jean-Louise (G&B) <— fav from gnb <33
❤︎ Barry Williams (G&B)
❤︎ Jacob (G&B)
❤︎ Arnaud / Scared French Soldier (G&B)
❤︎ Karl / Unnamed Prussian Officer (G&B)
❤︎ Wallter & Mark (REGRET)
❤︎ Mark Heathcliff (TMC)
❤︎ Joseph Joestar (JJBA) + more<3
❤︎ Astro & Sprout (DW)
❤︎ Medic (TF2)
❤︎ Soldier (TF2)
❤︎ Deimos (MADCOM)
❤︎ 2BDAMNED (MADCOM)
❤︎ Katana (Phighting!)
❤︎ SCP-049 & 035
❤︎ Johnny Cade (Outsiders)
❤︎ Anya & Daisuke (MW)
❤︎ Accardi Florentino (8:11)
❤︎ Streber (SM)
❤︎ Craig, Tweek, Stan (SP)
❤︎ Octavious (NATM)
❤︎ Cracklin (IOON)
❤︎ Guest 1337 (TLG / FORSAKEN)
❤︎ Mafioso (DG)
❤︎ John Marston (RDR)
❤︎ Randy Jade (DT)
❤︎ Oliver Swift (DT)
❤︎ Sgt. Norm Allen (DT))
❤︎ Igor (Tyler Album)
❤︎ Captain Caviar Cookie (CRK)
❤︎ Robert E. O. Speedwagon (JJBA)
❤︎ Tea Knight Cookie (CRK)
❤︎ Argos (TWOMP)
❤︎ Red Guy (DHMIS)
❤︎ Orel (Moral Orel)
❤︎ Mark Heathcliff (TMC)
❤︎ Reverend Rod Putty (Moral Orel)
❤︎ Ghostface (DBD/S)
❤︎ Shuichi Saihara (DR3)
❤︎ Hajime Hinata (DR2)
❤︎ Guest (RBLX)
(W.I.P)


I

fandoms : guts & blackpowder, blood & iron, l&c centaura, last dawn, walking dead, forsaken, the long long holiday, roblox myths, let him go., ocean terror, dream game, block tales, all quiet on the western front, waterloo 1970, 1917, the alamo 1960s, frankenstein, dracula, chicago, strange case of dr.jeckyll and mr.hyde, 1984, animal farm, fahrenheit 451, berserk, jojo’s bizzare adventure, jim’s computer sweeney tod, brokeback mountain, ace attorney, rocky horror picture show, labyrinth, little shop of horrors, priest 1994, cold case, fringe, last guest, igor + wolf haley trilogy/tyler the creator, alien stage, cabaret ensemble, regretevator, evil dead, cry of fear, red dead redemption, resident evil, devil may cry, the last of us, final destination, fun fun fun forest, madness combat, tmc, stardew valley, beastars, squid games, alice in borderland, all of us are dead, gods will, villainous, lolipop chainsaw, gta, novae, faroff, castle swimmer, arcane, thirteen, reversion, love from beyond war, osora, tag, les misérables, mouth washing, transformers, dc, marvel, star wars, phantom of the opera, epic, night at the museum, life of luxury, htf, bfdi, omori, the world of mr plant, Pokémon, persona everly, evangelion, fallout, 60 seconds, silent hill, magnus archives, morel orel, 8:11, hamilton, tf2, phighting, object shows, saw, color quest, imscared, doctor nowhere, doctor who, sarah & duck, mlp, the mimic, analog horror, limbus company, lethal company, bungo stray dogs, homestuck ghostface,heathers, south park, scp, backrooms, walten files, fnaf, dialtown, creepypasta, death note, gasa4, fnf, tankman, dbd, dbh, crk, sarah & duck, outsiders, danganronpa, slendytubbies ( 99% of genuinely all fandoms ASK ME! i cant name them all i really like a bunch of stuff 💔geeek)


𒈔mental / physical issues/abnormalities : (diagnosed) synesthesia, a bit of vitiligo, vision problems, astigmatism, GERD gastrointestinal issues, asthma, iron deficiency, anemia, mdd depression, anxiety, anorexia, maladaptive daydreamer, hypersexuality + csb, quiet bpd, pots, ocd, often nauseous and dizzy, delicate heart, people pleasing, frequent bad migraines, autism, adhd, dyscalculia, dysgraphia, tourettes, scizophrenia, hc-did programmed polyfrag system, narcolepsy, insomnia, hypersomnia, onychophagia, dermatillomania, sh, restless leg syndrome, and c-ptsd, i have a weak mental and physical state so please act with kindness! :))

II


III

FAVS LIST <3 I tried to list everyone i could! if ur not listed i still love uu viewer! and i’ll add u later on :3

FAVS <3 ILYFAVS <3 ILY!FAVS <3 ILY!FAVS <3 ILY!FAVS <3 ILY!
Frits/Kade <3 (PARTNER<33 ILYILY)Elliot (Son) <3Lily <3WilliamGraceson <3
Kasper/Ace <3Cesar <3Kota <3Wilson <3Curly <3
Willow <3Tori <3Enora <3Oli <3Zel/Karl <3
Salem <3Active <3Anthony <3Jayy <3Ashley (Cat) <3
Ethan <3Carrot Bunn <3Lilac/Birdie <3Charlie <3Neah <3
Keagan <3Cat <3Kil <3Kizo <3Mayashi<3
Zenn <3Kallias <3Slatt <3Waeylin <3Mellow <3
Oskar <3Annika <3Xyla <3Mason <3Josiah <3
Hanna <3Kyla <3Selene/ Makoto<3Lee <3Vivian

IV. MY PETS!


I now only have two dogs (loki and kodi), and a cat (ashley) but i used to have two bunnies, a chinchilla, a spider, 6 dogs, an octopus that used to reside in my classroom :D, 21 cats, two beta fishes, a lizard. two parrots and well i can’t really remember but i mostly grew up around animals! i usually have a lot of birds in my backyard that i feed too and other small animals come to eat cause i leave food for them <3



VI. SOCIALS:
STRAWPAGE:
https://kaubstaircase.straw.page
SEND ME GIMMICKS THEY MAKE ME SMILE! <3
discord: .incarnated.freak
old discord: .pestilencexii
PRONOUNS PAGE
https://pronouns.cc/@.kaubstaircase
SPOTIFY:
https://open.spotify.com/user/31tbtwy6yhga5psyccuaojpzlk4u?si=88OgABMyQ7uF90qI9ZizWg
SOUNDCLOUD
https://soundcloud.com/thegamingtwins298?utmsource=clipboard&utmmedium=text&utmcampaign=socialsharing
TWITTER:
https://x.com/catastrophix0
https://spacehey.com/pestilencevaquero
TIKTOK:
https://www.tiktok.com/@velvetsatindreamhttps://www.tiktok.com/@velvetsatindream
OLD YOUTUBE: https://youtube.com/@wetoonsanimationz?si=t45yiLm8sVfgWKuB
ROBLOX: https://www.roblox.com/users/333364274/profile
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/wetoonsanimationz/
REDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/user/Wetoons
Animationz/
STEAM: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199635167059
BLOG: https://www.tumblr.com/pestilencexii
CRK: CastelleEmpire
PINTEREST: https://pin.it/1xo4axVqJ
WATTPAD: https://www.wattpad.com/user/Wetoon
AIRBUDS https://i.airbuds.fm/.incarnated.freak/JlTTyJsX9d
SMALL LIL INTRO!૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡
── .✦ RYKER’S INTRO ✦. ──
⭑.ᐟ name : ryker-michael perez / william / mikalo / heinreich / pilot
age ⤷ :4-5teen
. ₊ orientation: queer (maybe achillean uranic or gay/bi?) bear brotherhood
prns ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 : he/she
⋆.˚ gender : inters ⚥ 💛💜miaspec rosboy male
page ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ : ⌗. kaubstaircase.carrd.co
dms ₊˚⊹ ᰔ : OF COURSE! HIEE! just be gentle <33
⋆. 𐙚 extra info: christian, artist, writer musician, public speaker, leftist, socialist, debator, philosopher preacher/evangelist, introvert, history, law, and science nerd, multifandom, poc, neurodivergent, lgtbq+,
ily frits! <33 and friends